A Compendium of She Was Only... Jokes

These were contributed to the Harmonet and/or the BURPS humor group.

WARNING: Some of these jokes are for mature audiences.


She was only the Accountant's daughter, but she sure knew how to keep her bottom line profitable.

She was only the Archer's daughter, but she knew how to make them quiver!

She was only the Architect's daughter, but she was an example of fine lines!

She was only the Archivist's daughter, but her volumes were all well stacked!

She was only the Artist's daughter, but she knew where to draw the line.

She was only the Artist's daughter, but she was never modelin'.

She was only the Baker's daughter, but she's got one in the oven for me!

She was only the Band Leader's daughter, but she loved to play the strumpet.

She was only the Basketball Player's daughter, but she knew just where to stuff it.

She was only the Bos'n's daughter, but we found her rear admirable!

She was only the Bootlegger's daughter, but I love her still.

She was only the Bottlemaker's daughter, but nothing could stop her!

She was only the Brewer's daughter, but that didn't stop her in the yeast.

She was only the Brothel Keeper's daughter, but she was determined to bedder herself.

She was only the Burgler's daughter, but she stole my heart.

She was only the Camel Driver's Daughter, but... Oh oh! Better not do this one.

She was only the Car Salesman's daughter, but on dates she knew how to wheel and deal!

She was only the Carpenter's daughter, but she'd lie like a rug.

She was only the Cattleman's daughter, but she knew a bum steer when she heard it!

She was only the Cattleman's daughter, but she knew where to hide when too much was at steak!

She was only the Chef's daughter, but could she cook!

She was only the Coal Miner's daughter, but she had a mine of her own.

She was only the Coal Miner's daughter, but she had lots of 'slag' in her slacks!

She was only the Colonel's daughter, but she knew what Reggy meant!

She was only the Computer Scientists daughter, but she preferred to nibble, not byte!

She was only the Construction Worker's daughter, but boy, was she built!

She was only the Cowboy's daughter, but she knew how to get along little doggie!

She was only the Ditch Digger's daughter, but I was firmly entrenched!

She was only the Dressmaker's daughter, but everyone thought she had style.

She was only the bankrupted Dry Cleaners' daughter, but *she* was solvent.

She was only the Dustman's daughter, but she knew how to talk trash!

She was only the Dustman's daughter, but she's bin good to me.

She was only the Embalmer's daughter, but she knew how to leave you drained!

She was only the Enemist's daughter, but she knew whom to, uh, void!

She was only the English Teacher's daughter, but boy could she dangle those participles!

She was only the English Teacher's daughter, but boy could she split her infinitives!

She was only the Farmer's daughter, but she knew her carrots from her carats.

She was only the daughter of a Farmer and a Baker, but she knew about rolls in the hay!

She was only the Fireman's daughter, but she knew how to handle a hose!

She was only the Fireman's daughter, but she was hot!

She was only the Fisherman's daughter, but she rarely worked for scale.

She was only the Fisherman's daughter, but when she saw my rod she reeled!

She was only the Fishmonger's daughter, she lay on the slab and said fillet!

She was only the Furrier's daughter, but she knew how to produce minks.

She was only the Furrier's daughter, but she was quite a fox!

She was only the Gardener's daughter, but boy! What a tomato!

She was only the Gardener's (or Infantryman's) daughter, but could she mow 'em down!

She was only the Geologist's daughter, but, oh, those peaks and valleys!

She was only the Grape Grower's daughter, but she really knew how to whine!

She was only the Grave Digger's daughter, but he was determined to keep the secret buried.

She was only the Grizzly Tamers' Daughter, but you should see her Bear!

She was only the Gym Teacher's daughter, but, oh, what reps!

She was only the Hacker's daughter, but all her bits were in their proper arrays.

She was only the Hairdressers' daughter, but she frightened away so many boyfriends she developed a permanent wave.

She was only the Herbalist's daughter, but she always had thyme on her hands.

She was only the Highway Center-line Painter's daughter, but you ought to see her streak!

She was only the Huntsman's daughter, but she was deer to us all.

She was only the Hurdler's daughter, but she never kicked up a fuss!

She was only the Junky's daughter, but she was a true heroin.

She was only the Kennelman's daughter, but she was frequently guilty of littering.

She was only the Laundrymans' daughter, but she really could deter-gents!

She was only the Librarian's daughter, but one look from her spoke volumes!

She was only the Librarian's daughter, but you could make book on her!

She was only the Lumberjack's daughter, but she looked oaky to me!

She was only the Marine Colonel's daughter, but she was rotten to the corps.

She was only the Market Gardener's daughter, but she certainly knew her onions.

She was only the Mathematician's daughter, but boy, was she calculating.

She was only the Mathematician's daughter, but she had it figured out!

She was only the Mathematician's daughter, but she knew all the angles!

She was only the Mechanic's daughter, but when she saw my nuts she bolted!

She was only the Meteorologist's daughter, but man, oh man, what a front!

She was only the Meteorologist's daughter, but she knew how to give you a snow job!

She was only the Meteorologist's daughter, but she knew how to rain on your parade!

She was only the Minister's daughter, but you couldn't put anything past 'er!

She was only the Mortician's daughter, but she had a skeleton in her closet.

She was only the Mortician's daughter, but anyone Cadaver.

She was only the Mortician's daughter, but she knew how to leave you cold!

She was only the Mountain Climber's daughter, but she knew all the ropes!

She was only the Musician's daughter, but she knew Sir Henry Wood!

She was only the Ornithologist's daughter, but she knew how to swallow!

She was only the Outfielder's daughter, but she was always chasing flies!

She was only the Painter's daughter, but I wanted to give her brush a stroke!

She was only the Painter's daughter, but she was a treat for the palette!

She was only the Pentathlete's daughter, but her favorite event was the Broad Jump!

She was only the Perfumer's daughter, but to me she was heaven scent.

She was only the Photographer's daughter, but you should have seen what developed!

She was only the Pilot's daughter, but she knew how to keep her cockpit clean!

She was only the Pilot's daughter, but she taught all the cadets to fly!

She was only the Pipefitter's daughter, but she really knew how to drain the troops!

She was only the Pitch Piper's daughter, but, oh, how she could blow 'em!

She was only the Plumber's daughter, but oh, man, what fixtures!

She was only the Policeman's daughter, but she had an arresting personality.

She was only President Clinton's daughter, so when she runs off to college, she has to leave her Socks behind!

She was only the Prostitutes' daughter, but she still called her 'mama' madam.

She was only the Quarterback's daughter, but she knew how to go out for a long one.

She was only the Race Horse Owner's (or Band Leader's) daughter, but you could baton her anytime!

She was only the Rancher's daughter, but she had a hell of a spread.

She was only the Rancher's daughter, but she'd give you a bum steer.

She was only the Realtor's daughter, but, oh, what development!

She was only the Rug Cleaners' daughter, but it was she that got called on the carpet!

She was only the Rug Merchant's daughter, but I could have dyed for her.

She was only the Salesman's daughter, but she knew how to place her product!

She was only the Sculptor's daughter, but you could only marble at her curves!

She was only the Sheep Farmer's daughter, but she knew how to fleece the flock.

She was only the Ship Captain's daughter, but I knew how to sail 'er.

She was only the Ship Captain's daughter but you should have seen her dingy.

She was only the Shoemaker's daughter, but she gave her awl.

She was only the Stablehand's (or Rancher's) daughter, but all the horsemen knew 'er.

She was only the Stock Broker's daughter, but everyman got his share!

She was only the Surgeon's daughter, but boy, could she operate!

She was only the Sys Admin's daughter, but boy, could she make connections!

She was only Tarzan's daughter, but she was also a real swinging chick!

She was only Tarzan's daughter, but she was also d'vine!

She was only the Taxi Driver's daughter, but she knew how to keep your meter running.

She was only the Teacher's daughter, but she still had class.

She was only the Tentmaker's daughter, but she knew what was at stake!

She was only the Trail Scout's daughter, but the yoke was on her!

She was only the Tree Surgeon's daughter, but she was into graft.

She was only the Vintner's daughter, but she never lost her appeal!

She was only the Welder's daughter, but she got arrested for solder-a-my!

She was only the Welder's daughter, but she had "acetelene" legs.

She was only the Wide Reciver's daughter, but she knew how to handle a pass.

She was only the Wrestler's daughter, but she got out of all of my holds!

She was only the Yurt Maker's daughter, but you knew just how she felt!

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